2016

Screw Dislocations

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Tricycle Jockeys (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Deephies (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 20 - 9:45 pm Black Rink OFG (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 8:00 am Black Rink Just The Deep Vees (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Black Rink The Brooms of Rapture (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Scott Naturals (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Shears of Delilah (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Bambi's Revenge (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Old College... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0

2015

Screw Dislocations

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Mon, Jan 19 - 9:45 pm Black Rink I am Part of the... (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 26 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Bearitas Omnia... (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 31 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Orlando Brooms (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink That's a Bold Strategy... (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Breakstuff (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 16 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Sigma Pi (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 19 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Broomstrahlung (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Wubbalubbadubdub (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 24 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Space Sloths (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0

2014

Double Rainbow

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 18 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Los Pollos Hermanos (Loss) 4 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 6:45 pm Black Rink MB Misfits (Win) 9 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Rambunctious Alpacas (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 8 - 2:45 pm Black Rink RIP Chem Sci B006 (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Smelly Hugs (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 11:15 pm Black Rink This Is Balderdash (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 12:30 pm Black Rink Excello (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink So Much Pun (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The Agency (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0

2013

Materials United

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Beach Bums (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 2
Sat, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink BK Randys (Loss) 1 - 5 0 1 1 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Thermopyllamas (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Goon Squad (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 2
Sat, Feb 2 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Ridikilous (Loss) 0 - 14 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Gorillaz with Bazookaz (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink 1001 Ball so Hard (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 11:45 am Silver Rink C4 (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Oxyclean (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0

2011

Headless Hitmen

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 13 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Concrete Creeps (Win) 9 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sun, Jan 16 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Prestige Worldwide (Win) 6 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Dump and Chase (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 26 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Team 11 (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink MarshAngries (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Victorious Secret (Win) 4 - 3 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 5 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Team 12 (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 10 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink sledheads (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink ITK (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 22 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink We'll Do It Live (Loss) 1 - 4 0 1 1 0

2010

Headless Hitmen

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 15 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Strictly Business (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Headless Horsemen (Win) 7 - 2 0 1 1 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Gnarly Gnomes (Win) 8 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Valhalla (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 31 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink M.D.M. (Win) 17 - 0 0 2 2 0
Sat, Feb 6 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Sea Monsters (Win) 4 - 3 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Tombstone (Win) 6 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Flying Penguins (Win) 7 - 4 0 1 1 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Broom Brawlers (Win) 4 - 2 0 1 1 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Strictly Business (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0

Tall Glass of Awesome

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Arctic Warriors (Loss) 0 - 11 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 21 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink SigEps (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 29 - 9:45 pm Black Rink We'll Do It Live (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 30 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Classy Gents (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Mongolian Death... (Win) 5 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink The Nick Enz Experience (Win) 8 - 0 0 1 1 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Unicorns (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 12 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Ice Breakers (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 15 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Lutheran Collegians (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0

2009

Headless Hitmen

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 14 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Petoria (Win) 16 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Unco Valhalla (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 24 - 11:00 am Gold Rink The Fighting Meese (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 1 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Sonic Boom (Win) 11 - 0 0 1 1 0
Thu, Feb 5 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Super Spinach (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 7 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Moose Brigade (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Gamma Kappas (Win) 14 - 0 1 0 1 0
Sat, Feb 14 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Tombstone (Win) 8 - 1 0 1 1 0
Fri, Feb 20 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Team Intense (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 22 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink Super Spinach (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2008

Headless Hitmen

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Reverse Engineers (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 9:00 pm Black Rink The Pirate Sheep (Loss) 1 - 23 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 25 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink We Are The End... (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 31 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Marauder Sheep (Win) 7 - 1 0 1 1 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink 4-D Portals (Loss) 2 - 7 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 11 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink ΠΡ Maniacs (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 15 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The Yhetti's (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink The Defenestraters (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Elysium Gladiators (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
43 39 2 1 18 19 4