2015

Overly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 17 - 8:45 am Silver Rink The Goats (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Captains (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Troy Hall Has-beens (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 1 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Fellowship of the... (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Billy Mays... (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 10 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Team Captains (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 15 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Sig Tau (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 17 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Old Rose (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 19 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink The Guild (Win) 7 - 1 1 2 3 0

2014

RIP AOB G004

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 18 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink RIP Fisher 232 (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Armada (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Dang! We're Better (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink Underdoges (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Hooskies (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Dad and Sons (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Return on Investment (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 5:15 pm Black Rink A Hint of Swag (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 26 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Whomping Willows (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0

Overly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Bet Sigs (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 29 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Squirtle Squad (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink The Good, The Bad,... (Loss) 1 - 11 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Lutheran Collegians (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Beach Bums (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 3:30 pm Black Rink RIP Dillman 209 (Win) 4 - 3 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 25 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Sig Tau Sillinannies (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Wed, Feb 26 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink RIP M&M U203 (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 27 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0

2013

Team Snuggie

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The ReJ3cTz (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Elysium (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Fair Warning (Win) 7 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Suhper Men (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink K-Squad (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Super-Heros In... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 2
Tue, Feb 12 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Average Pros (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Jamaican Hopscotch... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Easy Company (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 7:30 pm Black Rink The ReJ3cTz (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 19 - 11:00 am Silver Rink The Bones (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 22 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Trexasaurouses (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 1 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Teal Kid's teal... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 4 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink TMNN (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 2
Fri, Feb 8 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink The Lead Farmers (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 11 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Sig Tau (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Quidditch (Win) 13 - 0 1 0 1 0
Fri, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Pirate Sheep (Loss) 1 - 16 0 0 0 0

2011

Instruments of Pain

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 13 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Thunder Nasty (Win) 4 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 16 - 3:30 pm Black Rink TKD Skullpipers (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 24 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Shirts (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 25 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Ginger Haus (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 1 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Break More Stuff (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 4 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Sailing Club (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 6 - 11:45 am Black Rink Team 14 (Win) 8 - 1 0 1 1 0
Fri, Feb 11 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Heroes of the Soviet... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 19 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Team 8 (Win) 2 - 1 1 0 1 0

Penthouse Caution Zone

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Tombstone (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 15 - 4:15 pm Black Rink Thunder Moose (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 19 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Sleepy Hollow (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Outrageous Titan... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 27 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Blanco (Loss) 2 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 30 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Peanut Butter Jelly... (Loss) 0 - 12 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 8 - 8:15 pm Black Rink The Sweepers (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 11 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Arctic Wolves (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 12 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Mager Pain (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0

2010

Jay Wooz

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Ground Zero (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Bruno's Girls (Win) 11 - 0 1 2 3 0
Sun, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Route 66 (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink South Park (Win) 3 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 6 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink W Outpost (Win) 13 - 0 1 0 1 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink No Pun Intended (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink O RLY? (Loss) 2 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 19 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink ZOMB (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 20 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Team Fun (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0

Instruments of Pain

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 17 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Stingrays (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Dump and Chase (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Team 6 (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 31 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink The Knight Cru (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink MooCrew (Loss) 0 - 16 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink The Onesies (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink IrishCat (Loss) 2 - 5 1 1 2 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Mighty Morphin... (Loss) 2 - 6 0 2 2 0
Sat, Feb 20 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Force of Enursha (Win) 4 - 1 3 1 4 0

2009

Instruments of Pain

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Red Hot Techie... (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 16 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Whacky Inflatable... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 9:00 pm Black Rink das überlegen (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 11:45 am Black Rink Freaky Tiki (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 30 - 9:45 pm Black Rink i (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 5 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink H&KLTPB (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 7 - 2:00 pm Black Rink alpha phi omega (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 16 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Breaking The Ratio (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink The Onesies (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0

2008

Guys & Dolls

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink The abnormal force (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Kamikaze Chicken (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Grrr! (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 4 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Great Gurren Brigade (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Average Joe (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Petoria (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Disorderly Conduct (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 10:30 pm Black Rink I Don't Care (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Wind Breakers (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0

2007

The gum disease known as GINGIVITIS

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 20 - 9:30 pm West Rink Broken Window (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 22 - 7:15 pm West Rink Junkyard/Route... (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 24 - 10:15 pm West Rink Spread It On (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 29 - 5:00 pm West Rink Team McNair (Win) 6 - 1 1 0 1 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 5:00 pm West Rink The Human Gnome... (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 10 - 6:30 pm West Rink Das Lowen (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 12 - 11:00 pm West Rink Bloody Penguins (Loss) 2 - 5 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 8:45 pm West Rink Justice League (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 15 - 10:15 pm West Rink IceBreakers (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0

Instruments of Pain

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 21 - 8:00 pm West Rink Mikey's Strikers (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 8:45 pm West Rink Plaidypus (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 27 - 2:45 pm West Rink Identity Crisis (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 30 - 6:30 pm West Rink West Side (Loss) 1 - 4 1 0 1 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 8:00 pm West Rink Cheapshots (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 9 - 5:00 pm West Rink Ice Shanty Assassins (Loss) 1 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 10 - 12:30 pm West Rink La Maison 2 (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 16 - 8:00 pm West Rink nonoffensive team (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 2:00 pm East Rink Mush (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0

2006

Carpe Diem

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 11:30 am East Rink MooseJockies (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 17 - 7:15 pm West Rink Los Bandidos (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 21 - 2:30 pm West Rink Juggernauts (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 25 - 10:15 pm West Rink IceBreakers (Loss) 2 - 7 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 3 - 6:30 pm East Rink Fighting Chachkas (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 7:15 pm West Rink Bangers 'n Mash (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 11 - 12:15 pm East Rink Tri-Lams! (Tie) 1 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 14 - 8:00 pm West Rink Steve Watkins and... (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
45 79 2 11 13 24 4