2018

Hyperborean Bovine

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Pillow Talkers (Win) 15 - 1 2 1 3 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Big Baller Brand (Win) 9 - 1 1 1 2 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Holes in our Boxers (Win) 16 - 0 3 2 5 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 10:15 am Black Rink guys in tropical... (Win) 14 - 2 4 1 5 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Squadron of Strapping... (Win) 13 - 2 3 3 6 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 11 - 0 1 4 5 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sig Tau (Win) 5 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 11:00 am Black Rink Corn Chips (Win) 11 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Robot Army (Win) 20 - 1 3 1 4 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 15 - 1 5 1 6 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 5 - 1 2 1 3 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink 2Q2 (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Gold Rink The Princesses... (Win) 7 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 9:30 am Black Rink The Other Guys (Win) 4 - 3 1 0 1 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 11:00 am Black Rink Stek Baygoals (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0

The Better Goon Squad

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 16 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Canadian National... (Win) 7 - 5 3 2 5 0
Tue, Jan 23 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Burnt Popcorn (Win) 3 - 2 1 1 2 0
Tue, Jan 30 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Arctic Anarchy (Win) 10 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 8:45 am Gold Rink ValBALLa (Win) 10 - 1 2 4 6 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The 25% (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 8 - 8:45 am Gold Rink The Kenny Loggin's... (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 12 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Out for a Rip (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Black Rink The Legion of Broom (Win) 6 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 4:15 pm Black Rink default_team_name_1 (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 28 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Daddy's Lil' Comrades (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Incognito (Win) 6 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink 4 eggs, slightly... (Loss) 2 - 10 0 0 0 0

2017

Arctic Angus

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 11 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Spurberry Police... (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Kappa Cosine of... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Squirrels R Us (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink warm toilet seat (Win) 19 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Helo on the D-Low (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Shake and Bakers (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Almost Coordinated (Win) 13 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 8:00 am Silver Rink Carl (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 28 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink The Wing Dings (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0

Frozen Beef

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Legion (Win) 17 - 0 5 3 8 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Canada Nat'l Team (Win) 16 - 1 6 4 10 0
Tue, Jan 17 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Broom-Shaka-Laka (Win) 14 - 1 6 3 9 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Daddy's lil' Comrades (Win) 10 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink High Jackers (Win) 20 - 4 8 4 12 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Sweep Dreams (Win) 23 - 0 5 5 10 0
Tue, Feb 7 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Llama Gang (Win) 15 - 1 7 5 12 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink E.V.I.L. (Win) 18 - 0 9 2 11 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Arctic Warriors (Win) 19 - 0 3 4 7 0

2016

Broomball Always Makes Friends

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 13 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink The Goal Diggers (Win) 4 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink FairWarning (Win) 6 - 2 4 0 4 0
Tue, Jan 19 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink You Were Never... (Loss) 6 - 9 1 3 4 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Who Do You Know... (Loss) 2 - 14 2 0 2 0
Tue, Jan 26 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Elysium (Win) 9 - 2 5 1 6 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 10:15 am Gold Rink Lab Rats (Win) 4 - 0 2 0 2 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 8:00 am Black Rink The Armadillos (Win) 7 - 4 4 2 6 0
Mon, Feb 8 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Amusement Park... (Loss) 2 - 3 2 0 2 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 9:30 am Gold Rink 4-D (Win) 5 - 3 3 1 4 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Incognito (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0

Velocitractors 1

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink CNI Mun-Keyz (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Koala Bears (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 20 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Too Much Love (Win) 7 - 1 6 1 7 0
Tue, Jan 26 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink 2Q2 (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Friday Night Hockey (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 8:00 am Silver Rink The Billy Mays... (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Broom Goes The... (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Deltiangle (Loss) 2 - 12 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Non nisi te Domine (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0

2015

Velocitractors 1

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Frozen Chosen (Win) 3 - 0 2 1 3 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Black & Decker... (Loss) 1 - 10 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink More than Conquerors (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 29 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Raise the Praise (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Geomagnetic Jerks (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink H&T's (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 7 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink BELLA 13506 8-inch... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Full House (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink The Conspecifics (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0

SITH

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Mon, Jan 19 - 11:45 am Gold Rink OVC (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Arctic Warriors (Loss) 3 - 4 1 2 3 0
Sun, Feb 1 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Omega (Win) 1 - 0 1 0 1 0
Fri, Feb 6 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Broombastic (Loss) 2 - 5 2 0 2 0
Tue, Feb 10 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Awesomeness Loading (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Backsweep Boys (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 17 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink [Blank] (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 19 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink The Attack of the... (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Dad and Sons (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0

2014

Velocitractors 1

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Braaapaholics (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Ron Swanson's Mustache (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 26 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Shark Week Surprise (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 31 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Cosby's (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 2 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Lion King on Ice (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink The Broomdock Saints (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 14 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink CNI Monkeyz (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 17 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Generic Men (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Tombstone

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 17 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Crispy Chicken... (Loss) 1 - 11 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Ridiculously Inappropriate (Win) 6 - 1 0 1 1 2
Sat, Feb 1 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink A Few Good Men (Win) 5 - 4 3 1 4 0
Sat, Feb 8 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Dumpster Fire II (Win) 4 - 2 3 1 4 0
Mon, Feb 10 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Broom Supremacy (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink The Vangaurd (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Broom Service (Win) 5 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Sad Pandas (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink RIP Dow 632 (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
70 30 0 126 72 198 2