2016

Kleenex Cottonelle Ultra

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Target Up and Up... (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Bastillin' it (Win) 13 - 1 13 0 13 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Lions (Win) 11 - 0 11 0 11 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Sharkpack (Win) 11 - 0 11 0 11 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Das Lowen Haus (Win) 4 - 1 4 0 4 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Stat Crux (Win) 6 - 0 6 0 6 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Penatly Box Heroes (Win) 3 - 0 3 0 3 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink 2750 °F (Win) 20 - 0 20 0 20 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Ten-or-So (Win) 14 - 0 14 0 14 2
Sun, Feb 21 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Men in Suites (Win) 8 - 0 8 1 9 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 1 - 0 1 1 2 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Dudes Being Dudes (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0

Jankulus

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink PCHT (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Raise the Praise (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 22 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Dies Irae (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Tenacious Turtles (Loss) 2 - 10 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 29 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink yep (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 8:00 am Silver Rink Chirp Squad (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Return of the Rink (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 10:15 am Silver Rink The Mighty Daks (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Keweenaw Ducks (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0

2015

The Turbo Encabulators

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 18 - 9:00 pm Black Rink McNair Dining (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 22 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Living Like Larry (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 26 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Fail Train (Win) 8 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 31 - 12:30 pm Black Rink Filthy Casuals (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 5 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Freshwater Whales (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Lutheran Collegians (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Black Rink A HINT OF SWAG (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 15 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Kalabaw (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 24 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Classy and Sassy (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0

Rachael Ray Teakettles 2-qt Porcelain Curve Kettle

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Das Broom (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 11:45 am Black Rink Nolan's Childhood (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Chirp Squad (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 11:45 am Black Rink Rock Tumblers (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 28 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Da eh team, eh (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink RIP Dow (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 7 - 9:45 pm Black Rink BK Randys (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 20 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Roll Towel (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Cookie Monsters (Win) 14 - 1 5 0 5 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink The Ice Fisherman (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Sparta (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 1 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Presto 02970 Professional... (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0

2014

Crispy Chicken Wraps

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 17 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Tombstone (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Dumpster Fire II (Win) 13 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 11:45 am Gold Rink RIP Dow 632 (Win) 12 - 0 0 2 2 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Broom Supremacy (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 10 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink The Vangaurd (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink A Few Good Men (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Sad Pandas (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Broom Service (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 25 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Ridiculously Inappropriate (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink The Danger Zone (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Sad Pandas (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Billy Mays... (Win) 7 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Mar 3 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Troy Hard (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0

Underdoges

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 18 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink A Hint of Swag (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Dad and Sons (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Whomping Willows (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink RIP AOB G004 (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink RIP Fisher 232 (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Dang! We're Better (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Hooskies (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 2
Sun, Feb 23 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Armada (Win) 12 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 26 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Return on Investment (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Troy Hard (Loss) 2 - 19 0 0 0 0

2013

Who

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Team CSLC (Win) 10 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 3:30 pm Black Rink TMNT (Win) 15 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 25 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Bastille Yacht... (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 11:45 am Black Rink MB Marauders (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Little Rascals (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Swept Away (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 14 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Broomballs to the... (Win) 13 - 1 2 1 3 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Forever Lazy (Win) 14 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Das Ubermench (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Das Ubermench (Win) 8 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 24 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Little Rascals (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 24 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Seele des Loewen (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 25 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Spetsnaz (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 25 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Troy Hall And 4... (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 26 - 7:00 pm Silver Rink Ridikilous (Win) 6 - 5 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
63 17 0 98 5 103 4