2016

Tricycle Jockeys

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Screw Dislocations (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Just The Deep Vees (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The Brooms of Rapture (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 11:00 am Black Rink The Old College... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Scott Naturals (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 10:15 am Black Rink Bambi's Revenge (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 7:30 pm Black Rink OFG (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Deephies (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Shears of Delilah (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0

2014

Pain Train 3.0

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 10:30 pm Black Rink The Government... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Real Men of Genius (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 31 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Rock Hounds (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 4 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Michigan Tech Tricycle... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 10:30 pm Black Rink DZ Super Turtles (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sorry We Closed... (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Ice Cream Cones (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 25 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Breakstuff (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 28 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Can't Score Won't... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

2013

Pain Train 2.0

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 18 - 8:15 pm Black Rink eLEMONators (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 22 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Brooms of Doom (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Bluebirds (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 1 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Majestic Supernovas (Win) 4 - 3 0 2 2 0
Mon, Feb 4 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Delta Zeta (Win) 4 - 0 0 1 1 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Midnight Express (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 11 - 8:15 pm Black Rink The Queens (Win) 1 - 0 0 1 1 0
Wed, Feb 20 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Fluorescent Flirts (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 22 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Snowy Senoritas (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0

2012

Pain Train

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 13 - 9:45 pm Black Rink The Stripe'ed Lady... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 17 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Real Laxers (Win) 9 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 21 - 4:15 pm Black Rink Theta Chi Epsilon (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 25 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Shangri La (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 11:00 am Black Rink Delta Phi Epsilon (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Phi Delta Chi Raptors (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 10 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Bladeless Glory (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 19 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Majestic Supernovas (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm Black Rink FYEtti Fantasy (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0

Seal Team 6

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Forever Malone (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Tasty Burger Dream... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 22 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The EH Team! (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 30 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink 3OH3! and Friends (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Team Awesome (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Haters Gonna Hate (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Callaghan's Kryptonite (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink South Park (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 23 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Mighty Ducts (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

2011

The Junkyardigans

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 11 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Thermopyllamas (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 15 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink The Politely Disagreeing... (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 19 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Houghton's Heroes (Loss) 2 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Summit Express (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 27 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink PDC Raptors (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 1 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink DHH Super Team (Loss) 0 - 16 0 0 0 2
Fri, Feb 4 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Everywhere I Go (Loss) 1 - 6 1 0 1 0
Thu, Feb 10 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Full Kilt (Loss) 2 - 3 1 0 1 2
Sun, Feb 20 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Awkward Turtles (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
22 31 1 2 4 6 4