2015

Return on Investment

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Presto 07211 Liddle... (Win) 7 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Zombie Bait (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Slightly Concussed (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Lord of the Gourd (Win) 12 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 28 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink The Jabrons (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Bet Sigs (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 7 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Mama Bear and the... (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Fluffy Bunnies (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 24 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Scholaris (Win) 17 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Sweepery When Wet (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink The Jabrons (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Mar 2 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Dangles Unchained (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0

Big Birds

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 18 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazzard (Win) 7 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 21 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Team Nazgul (Win) 13 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Brooms of Rapture (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 27 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Amateur Hour (Win) 6 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 31 - 9:30 am Silver Rink Goon Squad (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 5 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink BRAAAP (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Flying V (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Inglourious Broomsters (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 15 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Smelly Hugs (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 27 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink More than Conquerors (Win) 15 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Old Rose (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 1 - 2:45 pm Black Rink New Old Time Hockey (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2014

Return on Investment

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 18 - 11:45 am Gold Rink Hooskies (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 11:45 am Gold Rink The Whomping Willows (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Dang! We're Better (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink A Hint of Swag (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Armada (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink RIP AOB G004 (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink RIP Fisher 232 (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 26 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Underdoges (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 26 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Dad and Sons (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Rambunctious Alpacas (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink So Much Pun (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Troy Hard (Loss) 2 - 8 0 0 0 0

Big Birds

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 14 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Das Ubermensch (Win) 7 - 2 1 0 1 0
Sat, Jan 18 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Lambda Storm (Win) 13 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 3 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink RIP EERC 722 (Win) 11 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 12 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Screw Dislocations (Win) 12 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Chassell Bandits (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Get Outta Dodge (Win) 21 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Gitche Gumee Swashbucklers (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Orange You Glad? (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 28 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Last Place 2.0 (Win) 27 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Orange You Glad? (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 2:00 pm Black Rink #Hashtag (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Bush League Beef... (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0

2013

Return on Investment

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Dream Lights (Win) 10 - 1 1 1 2 0
Tue, Jan 22 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Raptor's Revenge (Win) 9 - 0 1 3 4 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Best Around (Win) 7 - 0 1 0 1 0
Thu, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Salsa Sharks (Win) 15 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Citadel Warriors (Win) 8 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Punday Mondays (Win) 20 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Troy Hall And 4... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 15 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Double Rainbow (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 22 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Fire Breathing... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Ultimate Adventure... (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0

Team Woz

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 22 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Ginger Haus (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 31 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Dick Morrison (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink We'll Do It Live (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink The Wolverineagators (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Deo Volente (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 12 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Lazarus & Friends (Win) 17 - 0 2 1 3 0
Fri, Feb 15 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Halifax Highlanders (Win) 17 - 0 2 2 4 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Lion King on Ice (Win) 8 - 0 2 1 3 0
Fri, Feb 22 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Gangnam Psibull (Win) 26 - 0 0 4 4 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Big Red Machine (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 24 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Ambitious But Rubbish (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Pirate Sheep (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

2012

Don't Do It

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Fri, Jan 13 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Team Steinke (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Gift Rapt (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 21 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Silly Salmon (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 24 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink B3 (Loss) 3 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Hufflepuff (Win) 10 - 0 1 2 3 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Shaolin Sharks (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 11 - 11:45 am Gold Rink Best Around (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Fall of Troy (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 13 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Smelly Hugs (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

Team Wozniacki

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink 4D (Win) 19 - 1 1 0 1 0
Thu, Jan 19 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink 6 Men 1 Goal (Win) 10 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink FYEtti Invasion (Win) 18 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 11:00 am Gold Rink The Angry Birds (Win) 23 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sat, Feb 4 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Fair Warning (Win) 16 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Team 2 (Win) 25 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 17 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Flying Penguins (Win) 12 - 1 2 0 2 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Blizzardous Material (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Barracks (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Blizzardous Material (Win) 14 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Titans (Win) 12 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Old Spice (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2011

4-D Portals

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 12 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Broomball Bashers (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 16 - 1:15 pm Black Rink Arctic Warriors (Win) 6 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Black Rink F-dubz (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 22 - 11:45 am Black Rink Flying Penguins (Win) 8 - 3 0 1 1 0
Fri, Jan 28 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Team Name Here (Win) 14 - 0 0 1 1 2
Sun, Jan 30 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Nox Sicarius (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 13 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Valhalla (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 14 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Power 10 in 2 (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 20 - 5:15 pm Black Rink wadsworth whalers (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink O, You Betcha (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
86 15 0 18 23 41 2