2014

Assistant Captains

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink RIP MEEM 122 (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Discount Daaa-ble... (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Clean Dan and the... (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Those Old Guys (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Sig Tau Swagger (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 17 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazzard (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink DU Ducks (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Ammo's Handlers (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Sailing Club (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Pain Train 3.0

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 10:30 pm Black Rink The Government... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Real Men of Genius (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 31 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Rock Hounds (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 4 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Michigan Tech Tricycle... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 10:30 pm Black Rink DZ Super Turtles (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sorry We Closed... (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Ice Cream Cones (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 25 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Breakstuff (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 28 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Can't Score Won't... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

2013

Broom-Shaka-Laka

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink CNI Munkeeez (Loss) 1 - 10 1 0 1 2
Sun, Jan 20 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Bro Team Alpha (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Bro Phi Bro (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 2
Sun, Feb 3 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Lambda Chi Alpha (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink He-Man and the... (Win) 9 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink All Or Nothing (Loss) 4 - 9 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 14 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 5 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink But Wait There's... (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Lion Tamers (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0

Assistant Captains

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Baker's Dozen (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 19 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Foreign Friends (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink ShamWows (Win) 5 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Schadenfreude (Win) 16 - 1 2 2 4 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Rattling Stripes (Win) 5 - 1 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Spetsnaz (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 2
Sat, Feb 9 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Little Guys (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink South Park (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Gentleman's Broomball... (Win) 8 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Rattling Stripes (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0

2012

Team 4

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 4:15 pm Black Rink The Bones of Contention (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 18 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Snow Troopers (Win) 11 - 0 2 2 4 0
Sun, Jan 22 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Das Lowen Schild (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 3 - 10:30 pm Black Rink 417: Expectation... (Win) 10 - 0 1 2 3 2
Sat, Feb 11 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Flight of the Orangutan (Win) 8 - 0 0 2 2 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Flow Society (Loss) 1 - 5 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 19 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Weapons of Moose... (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 21 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Low Expectations (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 23 - 11:15 pm Black Rink 404: Team Not Found (Win) 8 - 2 0 0 0 2

2011

DHH Super Team

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 20 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Summit Express (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink PDC Raptors (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 24 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Houghton's Heroes (Win) 9 - 0 0 1 1 0
Wed, Jan 26 - 9:45 pm Black Rink The Politely Disagreeing... (Win) 15 - 1 0 1 1 0
Thu, Jan 27 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Everywhere I Go (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 1 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink The Junkyardigans (Win) 16 - 0 1 1 2 0
Fri, Feb 4 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Full Kilt (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 5 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Awkward Turtles (Win) 18 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 12 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Thermopyllamas (Win) 18 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 21 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Houghton's Heroes (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 23 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Summit Express (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 24 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Team 2.2 (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Fri, Feb 25 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Broombroomzelas (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 26 - 5:00 pm Black Rink Redonkulous (Loss) 2 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 27 - 3:00 pm Black Rink Black Ice (Loss) 5 - 6 0 0 0 0

2010

No Pun Intended

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 19 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink ZOMB (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink South Park (Win) 13 - 0 1 1 2 0
Sun, Jan 31 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink W Outpost (Win) 15 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Bruno's Girls (Win) 15 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 6 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Ground Zero (Win) 8 - 4 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Route 66 (Win) 7 - 1 0 2 2 2
Wed, Feb 10 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Jay Wooz (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Team Fun (Win) 10 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 20 - 8:15 pm Black Rink O RLY? (Loss) 3 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Team 2 (Win) 6 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 23 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Misnomer (Loss) 2 - 5 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
48 24 0 9 19 28 12