2020

Ranch w/ Side Salad

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.

2019

Concrete Canoe

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink EVIL (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Deus Vult (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Daddy's Little... (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Duck, Duck, Goost (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 11 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Festive Butter (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Overly Concussed (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Plan B (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 1:15 pm Black Rink Theatre Sweepers (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Scott Fogler Fan... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

2018

1 cup shredded Swiss or Cheddar cheese

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Periodic Punishers (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Aiche/Oxe (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Deus Vult (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Bryce's Calves (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink 1 tablespoon chopped... (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Ride on the Wild... (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Yodeling Yoopers (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 24 - 9:30 am Black Rink BreakStuff (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Duck, Duck, Goost (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0

2017

Concrete Canoe

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 10 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Zauschneria californica (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Papa John Scott (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Zizyphus obtusifolia... (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 11:45 am Black Rink We're Here For... (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The BroomMates (Loss) 4 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Bambuseae (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Gluteus Maximus... (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Thermopylae (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Fire Breathing... (Loss) 2 - 9 0 0 0 0

Syzygium aromaticum

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Knights of the... (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Canadian Maple... (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Windagoons (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 31 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink TreeHouse (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 4 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink The Maggots (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Sonic Broom (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Midwest Gamecocks (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink The Backsweep Boys 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 27 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Jacob's Phat Kidz (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0

2016

#LOPO

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Arctic Warriors (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink La Maison (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Troy B (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 25 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Troy Soft (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 30 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Copper Country... (Loss) 1 - 12 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Conspiracy Theorists (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 12 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink SAD Grandpa (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Backsweep Boys (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Beating the Ratio (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
20 23 1 0 0 0 0