2020

Out of Stock

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 15 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink The Anxious Ducks (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 18 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink breakstuff (Tie) 3 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 28 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Elsie and the Overglorified... (Loss) 6 - 7 1 1 2 0
Mon, Feb 3 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Broom Roasted (Loss) 2 - 10 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink BroomBA! 2.0 (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Broomuda Triangle (Win) 4 - 0 1 0 1 0
Wed, Feb 12 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Stanzo Brand Fedoras (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 14 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Best $330 we've... (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 7:30 pm Black Rink The Green Bay Ghouls (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0

Overly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 14 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Short Kings (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 20 - 8:45 am Silver Rink The Bones Have... (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink In Hoc Signo Vinces (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 27 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Admin Privileges (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 1 - 8:00 am Silver Rink Government-Assigned... (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 3 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Quo Vadis (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Team Honey Badger (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 10 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Letterkenny Shamrocks (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The Sauce is the... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0

Third team free agents

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Maximillian (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 11:45 am Gold Rink Mamas Boiz (Win) 10 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 21 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink the Special K's (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 26 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Free Agents 1.0 (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 30 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink C's Get Degrees (Win) 15 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 4 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink SPARTA (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 12 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Free Agents 2.0 (Win) 9 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink SheMullets (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 11:45 am Black Rink MB Mafia (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 18 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Chaul Parlesworth (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 19 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Irene and da Boyz (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0

2019

Bookstore Fam

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Dad and Sons (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 11:00 am Silver Rink The Grandmothers... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 22 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink NCSA (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Yeet or be Yeeted (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 29 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Aerospace (Tie) 2 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 1 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Merp (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Cooler Than LN2 (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 14 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Callahan Auto Parts (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 10:15 am Silver Rink Run Like the Winded (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0

Moderately Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Unanimously 'Rumpets (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 21 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Danger Hollow (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Floops Fooglies (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Meme Team (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Scrambled Legs (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Danger Hollow (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Atlantis (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Snow White and... (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink DHH Dining Brawl (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0

2018

Moderately Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink No Game Scheduled (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Fourth Line Trash (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 24 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink House of Power (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 27 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Lyfe Alert (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Slightly Concussed (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 31 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Conspiracy Theorists (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 8 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Ugly Pucklings (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 8:45 am Gold Rink CNI Monkies (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Tri Lambda (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0

'Rumpets

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Ice Fairies (Loss) 2 - 7 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Non Nisi Te Domine (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Svenska Kockarna (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 27 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink McNair McNubs (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 31 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink 1 Pillsbury™... (Win) 1 - 0 1 0 1 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Tucker Inn (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 11:45 am Gold Rink MTU Bones Section (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Tollhouse (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Tech Boyz (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0

2016

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Foxy In Flannel (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Daddy's Girls (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 20 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Double Ground Zero (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Swole Team 6 (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 5:15 pm Black Rink 1 Ply Tech Toilet... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink asdfjkl (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Misnombre (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 11:45 am Black Rink Mama Bear and the... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink South Park (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0

Eta Pi

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 9:00 pm Black Rink One Nation Under... (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Franzen's Flying... (Loss) 2 - 6 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 26 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Broomstrahlung (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Bismo Funyans (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Velocitractors (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 11:00 am Black Rink Muggle Quidditch (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Will Play for Sax (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink The Sunnyvale Hawks (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Olin's Garbage... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0

2015

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Lord of the Gourd (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Return on Investment (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Jabrons (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Mama Bear and the... (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Scholaris (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Presto 07211 Liddle... (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Fluffy Bunnies (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Zombie Bait (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Bet Sigs (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
44 45 3 4 1 5 0