2018

4 eggs, slightly beaten

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Atlantis (Win) 19 - 0 2 2 4 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Super Schmucks (Win) 24 - 0 3 1 4 0
Wed, Jan 24 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Papa's Lil Comrades (Win) 17 - 0 3 3 6 0
Tue, Jan 30 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The Laboratory (Win) 20 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Incognito (Win) 7 - 1 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Game Cancelled (Win) 6 - 1 2 1 3 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Daddy's Lil' Comrades (Win) 9 - 0 1 2 3 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 9:30 am Gold Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 8 - 2 0 2 2 0
Fri, Feb 23 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Entitled to Financial... (Win) 12 - 2 0 2 2 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 5:15 pm Black Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 3 - 2 0 1 1 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Canadian National... (Win) 6 - 3 1 1 2 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Better Goon... (Win) 10 - 2 2 2 4 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Cold Weather Injuries (Loss) 2 - 4 1 0 1 0

Broom Mountain State

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 16 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Dangleberries (Loss) 6 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Gazelle Run (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 7:30 pm Black Rink SigmaKappaUpsilonMu (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 2
Sun, Jan 28 - 11:00 am Black Rink DodgeVegas Silver... (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 4 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 12 - 9:45 pm Black Rink SigEp (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 17 - 3:30 pm Black Rink DU Ducks (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Dirty Mike n the... (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Green Weenies (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0

2017

Midwest Gamecocks

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Canadian Maple... (Win) 18 - 0 3 5 8 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink The Maggots (Win) 6 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink The Backsweep Boys (Win) 10 - 1 3 1 4 0
Wed, Feb 1 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Jacob's Phat Kidz (Win) 13 - 0 3 1 4 2
Sat, Feb 4 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Windagoons (Win) 1 - 0 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Knights of the... (Win) 9 - 1 3 0 3 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink TreeHouse (Win) 6 - 2 3 1 4 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Syzygium aromaticum (Win) 7 - 0 1 2 3 0
Mon, Feb 27 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Sonic Broom (Win) 12 - 1 4 3 7 0

Frozen Beef

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Legion (Win) 17 - 0 2 2 4 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Canada Nat'l Team (Win) 16 - 1 2 3 5 0
Tue, Jan 17 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Broom-Shaka-Laka (Win) 14 - 1 1 2 3 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Daddy's lil' Comrades (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink High Jackers (Win) 20 - 4 6 1 7 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Sweep Dreams (Win) 23 - 0 3 1 4 0
Tue, Feb 7 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Llama Gang (Win) 15 - 1 2 1 3 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink E.V.I.L. (Win) 18 - 0 2 2 4 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Arctic Warriors (Win) 19 - 0 3 3 6 0

2016

Landlubber Lambs

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Kappa Cosine of... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 2:00 pm Black Rink 100 Acre Hood (Win) 15 - 0 5 2 7 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 10:15 am Black Rink Wyld Stallyns (Win) 14 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 9:30 am Silver Rink Men in Black (Win) 3 - 0 1 0 1 0
Fri, Jan 29 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Excello (Win) 8 - 1 0 1 1 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Get SWEpt (Win) 6 - 1 2 1 3 0
Fri, Feb 12 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Marcal Small Steps... (Win) 10 - 1 1 2 3 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink The Woodsmen (Win) 7 - 2 1 1 2 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 6:00 pm Black Rink The Other Guys (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Arctic Warriors (Win) 11 - 4 1 0 1 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Kappa Cosine of... (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 24 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Wumbology: The... (Win) 6 - 5 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink You Were Never... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
46 7 0 71 56 127 4