2016

Dudes Being Dudes

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink McNair Dining (Win) 16 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Sparta Hall 2.0 (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 21 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Men in Suites (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Cow Tippers (Win) 13 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink #Tanaycity (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 6 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Disney on Ice (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Das Doods (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Charmin Ultra Strong (Win) 8 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Arctic Warriors... (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Sharkpack (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Charmin Sensitive (Win) 12 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Kleenex Cottonelle... (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 24 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink asdfjkl (Win) 7 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 25 - 5:15 pm Black Rink You Were Never... (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 25 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Pirate Sheep (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0

The Yooper Loopers

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Hype Men (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Big Bird (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 8:00 am Silver Rink MB&T (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 25 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink SigEps (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 30 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Muggles on Ice (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 2 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink #FinishForFred (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 11 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Denominators (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink 555 (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 15 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Jobin and the City... (Loss) 5 - 6 0 0 0 0

2015

Ground One

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 14 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Always Misnomers (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Sweepery When Wet (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 21 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Keweenaw Ducks (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Fall so Hard (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 29 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Boyz II Broomz (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Attic (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Dangles Unchained (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Ground Zero #1 (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 25 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Ice is Slippery (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0

Old Rose

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 17 - 9:30 am Silver Rink Fellowship of the... (Win) 5 - 1 2 0 2 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Sig Tau (Win) 8 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 27 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Team Captains (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 31 - 11:45 am Black Rink Troy Hall Has-beens (Win) 6 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 6 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Goats (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 11:15 pm Black Rink The Captains (Win) 10 - 0 1 0 1 0
Tue, Feb 17 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Overly Concussed (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 20 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Billy Mays... (Win) 4 - 2 1 0 1 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 10:15 am Silver Rink The Guild (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 27 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Thunder Moose (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Big Birds (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0

2012

We'll Do It Live

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Minnesota Lynx (Loss) 2 - 6 1 1 2 0
Thu, Jan 19 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Unreal Madrid FC (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 23 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Back Woods Bears (Win) 4 - 1 3 1 4 0
Fri, Jan 27 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Ren Keyport and... (Win) 6 - 2 2 1 3 2
Sun, Feb 12 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Broomdock Saints (Win) 3 - 2 1 1 2 0
Mon, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Iron Ducks (Win) 3 - 0 2 0 2 0
Fri, Feb 17 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Heat Transfer Ninjas (Win) 3 - 1 3 0 3 0
Mon, Feb 20 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Ice Dragons (Win) 4 - 0 3 0 3 0
Thu, Feb 23 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Old Service - Playmaker (Win) 12 - 0 4 3 7 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink Whalers (Loss) 3 - 4 1 1 2 0

Old Spice

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink The Monstars (Win) 17 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sat, Jan 21 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink White Liger (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 24 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink FYEti Fury (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink No Game This Week (Win) 23 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Team Name Here (Win) 25 - 0 0 2 2 0
Fri, Feb 10 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Battle Axes and... (Win) 40 - 0 3 5 8 0
Mon, Feb 13 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Titans (Win) 6 - 1 0 1 1 0
Thu, Feb 16 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink mr. james and the... (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 19 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Randy Marsh and... (Win) 17 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 11:00 am Black Rink mr. james and the... (Win) 12 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 7:30 pm Black Rink The Scrunkle Cannons (Win) 13 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Team Wozniacki (Win) 4 - 2 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Big Red Machine (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Broombroomzelas (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 27 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Ridkidonk (Loss) 5 - 6 0 0 0 0

2011

Redonkulous

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 12 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The Guild (Win) 21 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 15 - 9:45 pm Black Rink The Real Sleepy... (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 20 - 7:30 pm Black Rink 4D Portals: Still... (Win) 28 - 0 1 0 1 0
Fri, Jan 21 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink X-Tombstone (Win) 13 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 5:15 pm Black Rink The Hosers (Win) 17 - 1 0 2 2 0
Fri, Jan 28 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Team 3 (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 5 - 4:15 pm Black Rink The Business (Win) 15 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 10 - 2:00 pm Black Rink The Knights of... (Win) 21 - 1 0 1 1 0
Fri, Feb 11 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Titans (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 21 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Peanut Butter Jelly... (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 23 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Broom Dawgs (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm Black Rink O, You Betcha (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 25 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Big Red Machine (Win) 7 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 26 - 5:00 pm Black Rink DHH Super Team (Win) 8 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 27 - 4:00 pm Black Rink The Pirate Sheep (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0

We'll Do It Live

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 18 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Dancing Ponies (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 22 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Unicorns (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 24 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Cotton's Candy (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 25 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink TKA (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 29 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Roaring Eupatrids (Loss) 1 - 3 0 1 1 0
Wed, Feb 2 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Balto: The Last... (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 6 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Team Mexico (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 12 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Team Fun (Win) 3 - 2 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 19 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Hancock Whalers (Win) 3 - 2 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 22 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Headless Hitmen (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Wed, Feb 23 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Portals (Win) 3 - 2 0 2 2 0
Thu, Feb 24 - 8:15 pm Black Rink The Pirate Sheep (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

2010

INit2WINit

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink The Phrosty's (Win) 20 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink GnarKill (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 22 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink SALIGIA (Win) 5 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sat, Jan 30 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Wing Dings (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Brocean (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink FYE Fishin' MoonFleas (Win) 7 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Penthouse Posse (Win) 14 - 0 1 1 2 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Winged Amiks (Win) 5 - 0 0 2 2 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink O, You Betcha (Win) 9 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Baby Sheep (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0

We'll Do It Live

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Mongolian Death... (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 29 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Tall Glass of Awesome (Win) 6 - 1 2 2 4 0
Sat, Jan 30 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink SigEps (Win) 5 - 1 1 2 3 2
Tue, Feb 2 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Ice Breakers (Win) 8 - 0 3 1 4 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Arctic Warriors (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Unicorns (Win) 3 - 1 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Black Rink The Nick Enz Experience (Win) 20 - 1 5 4 9 0
Fri, Feb 12 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Lutheran Collegians (Win) 6 - 2 3 1 4 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Classy Gents (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 2
Sun, Feb 21 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink There Will Be Blood (Loss) 1 - 2 0 1 1 0

2009

INit2winIT

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 10:30 pm Black Rink SPARTA (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 17 - 11:00 am Black Rink Nick E. and the... (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 22 - 5:15 pm Black Rink False (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 26 - 7:30 pm Black Rink The Knights of... (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 1 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Mongolian Death... (Win) 13 - 0 2 0 2 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Black Rink BB (Win) 8 - 0 1 2 3 0
Sun, Feb 15 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Strange Crew (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 18 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Brute Force and... (Win) 10 - 2 1 0 1 2
Sat, Feb 21 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Aperature Science (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Shamrocks (Win) 9 - 1 3 2 5 0
Mon, Feb 23 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Black Ice (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 24 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Ridikilus (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0

2008

No Ballance

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 22 - 5:15 pm Black Rink I.H.O.P. (Win) 4 - 1 1 1 2 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Natalie's Boys (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Project Mayhem (Loss) 0 - 13 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 28 - 9:45 pm Black Rink From the Shadow's... (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 1 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Penguins (Win) 3 - 1 1 1 2 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 9:00 pm Black Rink CCCP (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 2
Fri, Feb 8 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Riot Proof (Win) 5 - 2 0 2 2 2
Thu, Feb 14 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Our Other Name... (Win) 9 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 4:15 pm Black Rink Broken Window (Loss) 1 - 3 1 0 1 0

Strange Brewm

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink PFRC's Uninsurables (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 19 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Zealots (Loss) 1 - 11 1 0 1 0
Mon, Jan 28 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink MAD CAP HIPPO'S (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 1 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Vengeful Koalas (Loss) 2 - 5 1 0 1 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Silent Assasins (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 9 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Ninja Penguins (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 12 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Kung Fu Action... (Win) 2 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Sigma Pi (Loss) 6 - 7 2 2 4 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
114 31 0 63 66 129 12