2016

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Foxy In Flannel (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Daddy's Girls (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 20 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Double Ground Zero (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Swole Team 6 (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 5:15 pm Black Rink 1 Ply Tech Toilet... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink asdfjkl (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Misnombre (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 11:45 am Black Rink Mama Bear and the... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink South Park (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0

The Dekes of Hazard

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Phi Kappa Tau (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 12:30 pm Black Rink Sportsball (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Rambunctious Alpacas (Loss) 4 - 9 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Archimedes' Principle... (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 2
Thu, Jan 28 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Freedom Gators (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Overly Concussed (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink French Toast Mafia (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Lions 18 Packers... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Swag 4 Dayz (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0

2015

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Lord of the Gourd (Win) 4 - 3 3 0 3 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Return on Investment (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Jabrons (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 2
Sun, Jan 25 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Mama Bear and the... (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Scholaris (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Presto 07211 Liddle... (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Fluffy Bunnies (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Zombie Bait (Win) 8 - 1 3 1 4 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Bet Sigs (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Old Rose

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 17 - 9:30 am Silver Rink Fellowship of the... (Win) 5 - 1 1 0 1 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Sig Tau (Win) 8 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 27 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Team Captains (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 31 - 11:45 am Black Rink Troy Hall Has-beens (Win) 6 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 6 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink The Goats (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 11:15 pm Black Rink The Captains (Win) 10 - 0 1 0 1 0
Tue, Feb 17 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Overly Concussed (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 20 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Billy Mays... (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 10:15 am Silver Rink The Guild (Win) 4 - 0 1 1 2 0
Fri, Feb 27 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Thunder Moose (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Big Birds (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0

2014

Assistant Captains

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink RIP MEEM 122 (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Discount Daaa-ble... (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Clean Dan and the... (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 7 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Those Old Guys (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Sig Tau Swagger (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 17 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazzard (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 22 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink DU Ducks (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Ammo's Handlers (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Sailing Club (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

2013

ShamWows

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Foreign Friends (Win) 8 - 0 4 1 5 0
Sat, Jan 19 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Little Guys (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 24 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Assistant Captains (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 27 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Gentleman's Broomball... (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Schadenfreude (Win) 10 - 0 2 3 5 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink South Park (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 2
Sat, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Rattling Stripes (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 12 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Baker's Dozen (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 11:45 am Gold Rink Spetsnaz (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0

Broom-Shaka-Laka

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink CNI Munkeeez (Loss) 1 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Bro Team Alpha (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Bro Phi Bro (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Lambda Chi Alpha (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink He-Man and the... (Win) 9 - 6 0 2 2 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink All Or Nothing (Loss) 4 - 9 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 14 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 5 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink But Wait There's... (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 2
Fri, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Lion Tamers (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0

2012

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Rainbow Rampage (Win) 10 - 0 1 1 2 0
Wed, Jan 18 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Summit Express (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 22 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Autobots (Win) 6 - 2 1 1 2 0
Tue, Jan 24 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Ground Zero (Win) 5 - 1 0 1 1 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink The 7-Man Wolfpack (Win) 4 - 0 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Dragon Fist (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 11 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Epicenter (Win) 6 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 10:15 am Black Rink Jedi Narwhals (Win) 5 - 3 1 1 2 0
Tue, Feb 14 - 11:15 pm Black Rink That One Team (Win) 6 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 8:00 am Black Rink Tasty Burger Dream... (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Jedi Narwhals (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 26 - 10:15 am Black Rink Callaghan's Kryptonite (Loss) 1 - 7 1 0 1 0

2011

Everywhere I Go

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 11 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Summit Express (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 15 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Awkward Turtles (Win) 5 - 1 1 0 1 0
Wed, Jan 19 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink PDC Raptors (Win) 10 - 0 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 23 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Thermopyllamas (Win) 10 - 0 1 1 2 0
Thu, Jan 27 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink DHH Super Team (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 2
Sun, Jan 30 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink The Politely Disagreeing... (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 4 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink The Junkyardigans (Win) 6 - 1 0 2 2 0
Tue, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Houghton's Heroes (Win) 5 - 4 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 20 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Full Kilt (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 21 - 6:00 pm Black Rink MadSkillz (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 23 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Team 2.2 (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
56 32 0 24 19 43 10