2018

Hyperborean Bovine

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Pillow Talkers (Win) 15 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Big Baller Brand (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Holes in our Boxers (Win) 16 - 0 2 2 4 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 10:15 am Black Rink guys in tropical... (Win) 14 - 2 0 1 1 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Squadron of Strapping... (Win) 13 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 11 - 0 0 3 3 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sig Tau (Win) 5 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 11:00 am Black Rink Corn Chips (Win) 11 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Robot Army (Win) 20 - 1 1 6 7 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 15 - 1 1 2 3 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 5 - 1 0 1 1 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink 2Q2 (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Gold Rink The Princesses... (Win) 7 - 1 1 1 2 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 9:30 am Black Rink The Other Guys (Win) 4 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 11:00 am Black Rink Stek Baygoals (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0

The BroomMates

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Josh Is A Potato (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink BrooomBA! is not... (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Ice Shrekkers (Win) 10 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink The Boyz (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Pappa Kappa Swagga... (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 8 - 8:00 am Silver Rink Rickless Mortys (Win) 20 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 12 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The French Toast... (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Apocalypse Later (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Black Rink ICE to Beat You (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 28 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink ICE to Beat You (Win) 7 - 3 0 0 0 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Pappa Kappa Swagga... (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Chickn Snek (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Stek Baygoals (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2017

Dirty Mike n' the Boys

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Chirp Squad (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Men in Suites (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Jerk Isaacson (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink Top Cheddah (Loss) 2 - 3 2 0 2 0
Tue, Jan 31 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Theta Chisickles (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 4 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Versace Raindrops (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 9:30 am Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 4 - 3 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Ugly Pucklings (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Brooms of Glory (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

Papa John Scott

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 11 - 6:00 pm Black Rink The BroomMates (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Concrete Canoe (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 17 - 10:30 pm Black Rink Gluteus Maximus... (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Fire Breathing... (Loss) 3 - 9 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 9:30 am Black Rink Thermopylae (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Zizyphus obtusifolia... (Win) 7 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Zauschneria californica (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 8:00 am Gold Rink We're Here For... (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Mar 1 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Bambuseae 0 0 0 0

2016

Charmin Ultra Strong

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink #Tanaycity (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink McNair Dining (Win) 14 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 21 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Arctic Warriors... (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink Sparta Hall 2.0 (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Disney on Ice (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Cow Tippers (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Dudes Being Dudes (Loss) 2 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Das Doods (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Men in Suites (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0

2015

Rock Tumblers

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 9:00 pm Black Rink BK Randys (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 10:15 am Black Rink Roll Towel (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Cookie Monsters (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 11:45 am Black Rink Rachael Ray Teakettles... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 28 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Nolan's Childhood (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Chirp Squad (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Das Broom (Win) 5 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Da eh team, eh (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 10:30 pm Black Rink RIP Dow (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Sparta (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0

2014

Morgan Freeman's Omega Squad

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 14 - 6:00 pm Black Rink The Koala Bears (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 18 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Dancing Prancing... (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 3 - 7:30 pm Black Rink #Swaggalicious (Loss) 0 - 13 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 8 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Mama's Boys with... (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 12 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Rip Tide (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 13 - 11:15 pm Black Rink der blitzkrieg (Loss) 0 - 14 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 16 - 2:45 pm Black Rink Gaylordians (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 23 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Sparta (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 9:30 am Silver Rink Classy Walrus 2 (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
52 21 0 7 20 27 0