2015

Dangles Unchained

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Fall so Hard (Win) 19 - 1 2 7 9 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 2:00 pm Gold Rink Attic (Win) 7 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 21 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Ground Zero #1 (Win) 19 - 0 9 1 10 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 2:45 pm Gold Rink Always Misnomers (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Boyz II Broomz (Win) 13 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Ground One (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink The Keweenaw Ducks (Loss) 4 - 5 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 12 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Ice is Slippery (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 15 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Sweepery When Wet (Win) 16 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 28 - 11:00 am Silver Rink MB&T (Win) 4 - 2 3 1 4 0
Sun, Mar 1 - 3:30 pm Black Rink The Keweenaw Ducks (Win) 3 - 1 2 0 2 0
Mon, Mar 2 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Return on Investment (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Mar 2 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Presto 02970 Professional... (Loss) 4 - 9 0 0 0 0

Black & Decker CJ625 30W 34 oz. Citrus Juicer

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink H&T's (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Full House (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 2:00 pm Silver Rink The Conspecifics (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 29 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Frozen Chosen (Win) 10 - 0 0 1 1 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink BELLA 13506 8-inch... (Win) 10 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 9:30 am Silver Rink More than Conquerors (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Geomagnetic Jerks (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Raise the Praise (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Canceled Raise the Praise (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 27 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Orange You Glad? (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0

2014

Discount Daaa-ble Check

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 16 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Ammo's Handlers (Win) 8 - 2 1 2 3 2
Sun, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Assistant Captains (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 23 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink RIP MEEM 122 (Win) 10 - 0 1 3 4 0
Sun, Jan 26 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazzard (Win) 8 - 2 1 1 2 0
Mon, Feb 10 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Clean Dan and the... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 12 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Those Old Guys (Win) 7 - 3 3 2 5 0
Sat, Feb 15 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Sailing Club (Win) 34 - 2 3 4 7 0
Mon, Feb 24 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink DU Ducks (Win) 13 - 0 0 4 4 0
Tue, Feb 25 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Sig Tau Swagger (Win) 8 - 0 2 1 3 2
Sat, Mar 1 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink The Oxgoad of Shamgar (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Snowman's Land (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Ambitious But Rubbish (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0

Great Lake Warriors

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 15 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Smooth Criminals (Win) 9 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 19 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink Gentleman's Broomball... (Win) 12 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 21 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Never Miss Gnomers (Win) 8 - 1 1 3 4 0
Sun, Jan 26 - 11:45 am Gold Rink TP Boys (Win) 13 - 0 1 3 4 2
Thu, Jan 30 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Too Much Love (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 6 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink DHH Dusters (Win) 10 - 0 1 3 4 0
Sun, Feb 9 - 12:30 pm Gold Rink GZ (Win) 11 - 1 1 2 3 0
Thu, Feb 13 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink 555 (Win) 8 - 1 1 5 6 2
Sun, Feb 16 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Evil League of... (Win) 8 - 3 1 1 2 0
Sat, Mar 1 - 11:00 am Black Rink Tastes Like Dinosaurs (Win) 11 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink King of the Hillside (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Prom Night (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Mar 3 - 8:15 pm Black Rink #Swaggalicious (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Mar 3 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Troy Hard (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Mar 4 - 9:15 pm Gold Rink Bush League Beef... (Win) 8 - 2 0 0 0 0

2013

The Orgreenic Non-Stick Skillet

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 17 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Combat Wombats (Win) 2 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Jan 20 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Rowdy Rascals (Win) 5 - 4 1 2 3 0
Sat, Jan 26 - 1:15 pm Black Rink Non-Committal (Win) 13 - 0 2 3 5 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Steel Bridge (Win) 9 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 3 - 3:30 pm Black Rink The Family Funk (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Triangle (Win) 16 - 0 0 6 6 0
Fri, Feb 15 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Boots Cats (Win) 5 - 4 0 2 2 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Bench'n 120 (Win) 4 - 0 0 3 3 0
Mon, Feb 18 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Slips on Ice (Win) 12 - 0 1 2 3 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Beach Bums (Win) 10 - 0 1 1 2 0
Sun, Feb 24 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Ridikilous (Loss) 3 - 6 1 0 1 0

Smooth Criminals

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 15 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink 308 'n friends (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 19 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Overly Concussed (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 2
Wed, Jan 23 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Wedding Crashers (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 27 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink ARC (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 2 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Interior Crocodile... (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 5 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Middle Ground (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 9 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Saucy Giraffes (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 12 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Tucker Inn (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 16 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Mid Ice Crisis (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 23 - 11:00 am Black Rink Interior Crocodile... (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0

2012

Kevin Bacon

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Mau Maus (Win) 7 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 18 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Thunder Nasty (Win) 5 - 4 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 22 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Instruments of... (Win) 8 - 0 3 1 4 0
Fri, Jan 27 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Velocitractors... (Win) 8 - 0 5 1 6 0
Mon, Jan 30 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Urban Achievers (Win) 6 - 3 2 3 5 0
Sat, Feb 11 - 8:45 am Black Rink Snoopingas Usual (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Nick Coon and Friends (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 2
Fri, Feb 17 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Too Cold For Disc (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Nutter Butters (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0

Blizzardous Material

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sun, Jan 15 - 11:45 am Gold Rink The Angry Birds (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Barracks (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 23 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Fair Warning (Win) 7 - 2 2 1 3 2
Fri, Jan 27 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink 4D (Win) 8 - 0 1 1 2 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink 6 Men 1 Goal (Win) 6 - 4 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 17 - 9:00 pm Black Rink FYEtti Invasion (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 18 - 3:30 pm Black Rink Team Wozniacki (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 23 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Team 2 (Win) 12 - 0 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 24 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Flying Penguins (Win) 10 - 0 8 4 12 0
Sat, Feb 25 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Team Wozniacki (Loss) 1 - 14 1 0 1 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
72 17 2 62 75 137 14