2019

Cement Kayak

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 16 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Pitter Patter Let's... (Win) 6 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Your Daily Dose... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 21 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Bada Bing Bada... (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 29 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Hattrick Swayze (Win) 14 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 7 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink The Engineers Minus... (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 10 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Gentle Gentiles (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 15 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Aiche (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 17 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink No One Reads Philemon (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 19 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Your Daily Dose... (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0

2018

1 Pillsbury™ refrigerated pie crust, softened as directed on box

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Tech Boyz (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink MTU Bones Section (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Tollhouse (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Ice Fairies (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 31 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink 'Rumpets (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Svenska Kockarna (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Non Nisi Te Domine (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 19 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Tucker Inn (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 24 - 2:00 pm Black Rink McNair McNubs (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0

1 cup shredded Swiss or Cheddar cheese

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Periodic Punishers (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Aiche/Oxe (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Deus Vult (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Bryce's Calves (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink 1 tablespoon chopped... (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Ride on the Wild... (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 2
Sun, Feb 18 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Yodeling Yoopers (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 24 - 9:30 am Black Rink BreakStuff (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Duck, Duck, Goost (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0

2017

Concrete Canoe

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 10 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Zauschneria californica (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Papa John Scott (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Zizyphus obtusifolia... (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 2
Sun, Jan 29 - 11:45 am Black Rink We're Here For... (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The BroomMates (Loss) 4 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Bambuseae (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Gluteus Maximus... (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Thermopylae (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Fire Breathing... (Loss) 2 - 9 0 0 0 0

Omnia Possum

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 11 - 9:00 pm Black Rink RSE (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Out for a rip (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 3:30 pm Black Rink 'Rumpets (Tie) 0 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 31 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Green Weenies (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Martian Ice-Olation (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 8:00 am Gold Rink CavScouts (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Salvia columbariae (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 10:15 am Black Rink Chassell Bandits (Loss) 2 - 17 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Sieve and Let Die (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0

2016

Omnia Possum

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 2:00 pm Black Rink The Princesses (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 12:30 pm Black Rink Sweepery When Wet (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 22 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Awesome Super Cools (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Theta Chi Epsilon (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 2 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Wonder Women (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Knitwits (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 2:00 pm Black Rink Broom Shakalaka (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 11 - 9:00 pm Black Rink fantASTics (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 15 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Scott Extra Soft (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0

The Summiteers

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 16 - 8:00 am Gold Rink Die Gewürzmeister (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 8:00 am Gold Rink BroomBA! (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 22 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink White Cloud 3 Ply... (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Quilted Northern (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Fri, Jan 29 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink The BroomMates (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 2 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Ultrasonic Speed... (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Purple Cobras (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Powerhouse (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 10:15 am Gold Rink Deo Volente (Loss) 0 - 11 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
19 42 2 0 0 0 4