2018

Hyperborean Bovine

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Pillow Talkers (Win) 15 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Big Baller Brand (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Holes in our Boxers (Win) 16 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 10:15 am Black Rink guys in tropical... (Win) 14 - 2 2 2 4 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Squadron of Strapping... (Win) 13 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sig Tau (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 11:00 am Black Rink Corn Chips (Win) 11 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Robot Army (Win) 20 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 15 - 1 1 0 1 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink 2Q2 (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Gold Rink The Princesses... (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 9:30 am Black Rink The Other Guys (Win) 4 - 3 1 0 1 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 11:00 am Black Rink Stek Baygoals (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0

4 eggs, slightly beaten

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Atlantis (Win) 19 - 0 0 3 3 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Super Schmucks (Win) 24 - 0 1 1 2 0
Wed, Jan 24 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Papa's Lil Comrades (Win) 17 - 0 0 2 2 0
Tue, Jan 30 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The Laboratory (Win) 20 - 0 3 4 7 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Incognito (Win) 7 - 1 1 2 3 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Game Cancelled (Win) 6 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Daddy's Lil' Comrades (Win) 9 - 0 0 1 1 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 9:30 am Gold Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 8 - 2 1 1 2 0
Fri, Feb 23 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Entitled to Financial... (Win) 12 - 2 0 1 1 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 5:15 pm Black Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 3 - 2 1 0 1 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Canadian National... (Win) 6 - 3 1 2 3 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Better Goon... (Win) 10 - 2 1 1 2 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Cold Weather Injuries (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2017

The Three Moeggeteers

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 10 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Icebreakers (Win) 18 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Periodic Punishers (Win) 20 - 1 0 2 2 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink The Laboratory (Win) 17 - 0 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Goon Squad (Win) 22 - 0 1 3 4 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Callahan Auto Parts (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Beanie Boys (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 15 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Potted Plants (Win) 18 - 0 0 5 5 0
Thu, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Black Rink The Losing Edge (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Emerald Stallions (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0

Jerk Isaacson

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Sat, Jan 14 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink Versace Raindrops (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 16 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Deo Volente (Win) 5 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Dirty Mike n' the... (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 3:30 pm Silver Rink Men in Suites (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 31 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Ugly Pucklings (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 4 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 12 - 4:15 pm Silver Rink Theta Chisickles (Win) 8 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 27 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Top Cheddah (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Chirp Squad 0 0 0 0

2016

Disney on Ice

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Men in Suites (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Cow Tippers (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 21 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink #Tanaycity (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Arctic Warriors... (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Charmin Ultra Strong (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 6 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Dudes Being Dudes (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 14 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Sparta Hall 2.0 (Tie) 1 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 18 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink Das Doods (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 12:30 pm Black Rink McNair Dining (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0

2015

Das Broom

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Rachael Ray Teakettles... (Loss) 0 - 7 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 18 - 9:30 am Black Rink RIP Dow (Loss) 0 - 8 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Nolan's Childhood (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 10:15 am Black Rink BK Randys (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 29 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Chirp Squad (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 2 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Roll Towel (Loss) 3 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Rock Tumblers (Loss) 3 - 5 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Cookie Monsters (Win) 5 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 25 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Da eh team, eh (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
50 12 1 15 32 47 0