2018

1 cup half-and-half or milk

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 18 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Phi Kappa Tau (Win) 6 - 1 1 0 1 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 9:00 pm Black Rink Broom-Shaka-Lacka (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 28 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Dies Irae (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 2 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Goon Squad (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 6:00 pm Black Rink The Smurfs (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 3 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 12:30 pm Black Rink Northern Boys Outdoors (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 20 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Out for a rip (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 4:15 pm Gold Rink Ten-or-So (Win) 14 - 1 2 0 2 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Inter-Galatic Space... (Loss) 1 - 7 0 0 0 0

2017

Helo on the D-Low

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 11 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Almost Coordinated (Loss) 5 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Spurberry Police... (Win) 5 - 4 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink warm toilet seat (Win) 6 - 3 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 1:15 pm Silver Rink Carl (Win) 4 - 2 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 8:15 pm Silver Rink Shake and Bakers (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 2
Sun, Feb 5 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Arctic Angus (Loss) 0 - 9 0 0 0 2
Mon, Feb 6 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Kappa Cosine of... (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 2
Thu, Feb 9 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Squirrels R Us (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 27 - 6:45 pm Black Rink The Wing Dings (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0

2016

Misnombre

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 13 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Daddy's Girls (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 4:15 pm Black Rink Double Ground Zero (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Swole Team 6 (Win) 4 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 9:00 pm Black Rink 1 Ply Tech Toilet... (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Jan 27 - 6:45 pm Black Rink South Park (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 7 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Mama Bear and the... (Loss) 0 - 1 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Slightly Concussed (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 1:15 pm Black Rink Foxy In Flannel (Win) 6 - 2 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 16 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink asdfjkl (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Paint Chips, Taste... (Win) 2 - 1 0 0 0 2
Mon, Feb 22 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink asdfjkl (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 2

Overly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Freedom Gators (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 18 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Swag 4 Dayz (Loss) 1 - 2 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 12:30 pm Silver Rink French Toast Mafia (Loss) 0 - 5 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 25 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Rambunctious Alpacas (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Lions 18 Packers... (Loss) 0 - 6 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 5 - 11:00 am Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazard (Loss) 0 - 2 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 10 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Sportsball (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 13 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Archimedes' Principle... (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 15 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Phi Kappa Tau (Win) 6 - 4 1 0 1 0

2015

Slightly Concussed

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 13 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Lord of the Gourd (Win) 4 - 3 1 0 1 0
Tue, Jan 20 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Return on Investment (Loss) 0 - 10 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 22 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Jabrons (Loss) 1 - 6 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 25 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Mama Bear and the... (Loss) 0 - 3 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 3 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Scholaris (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 8 - 8:45 am Gold Rink Presto 07211 Liddle... (Loss) 1 - 4 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Fluffy Bunnies (Loss) 1 - 9 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 11 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Zombie Bait (Win) 8 - 1 1 2 3 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 8:15 pm Black Rink Bet Sigs (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
27 21 0 6 2 8 10