2018

Hyperborean Bovine

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Pillow Talkers (Win) 15 - 1 2 2 4 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Big Baller Brand (Win) 9 - 1 2 4 6 0
Thu, Jan 25 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Holes in our Boxers (Win) 16 - 0 2 2 4 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 10:15 am Black Rink guys in tropical... (Win) 14 - 2 4 4 8 0
Mon, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Black Rink Squadron of Strapping... (Win) 13 - 2 2 2 4 0
Tue, Feb 13 - 5:15 pm Black Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 11 - 0 6 1 7 0
Thu, Feb 22 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Sig Tau (Win) 5 - 1 2 1 3 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 11:00 am Black Rink Corn Chips (Win) 11 - 1 5 2 7 0
Sun, Feb 25 - 9:45 pm Black Rink Robot Army (Win) 20 - 1 0 2 2 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 15 - 1 3 3 6 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 6:00 pm Black Rink Deo Volente (Win) 5 - 1 1 1 2 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Black Rink 2Q2 (Win) 4 - 1 0 1 1 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Gold Rink The Princesses... (Win) 7 - 1 1 2 3 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 9:30 am Black Rink The Other Guys (Win) 4 - 3 2 1 3 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 11:00 am Black Rink Stek Baygoals (Loss) 1 - 2 0 1 1 0

4 eggs, slightly beaten

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 17 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Atlantis (Win) 19 - 0 7 1 8 0
Sun, Jan 21 - 11:00 am Gold Rink Super Schmucks (Win) 24 - 0 7 2 9 0
Wed, Jan 24 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Papa's Lil Comrades (Win) 17 - 0 7 3 10 0
Tue, Jan 30 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink The Laboratory (Win) 20 - 0 10 3 13 0
Sat, Feb 3 - 1:15 pm Gold Rink Incognito (Win) 7 - 1 4 3 7 0
Tue, Feb 6 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink Game Cancelled (Win) 6 - 1 3 1 4 0
Sun, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Black Rink Daddy's Lil' Comrades (Win) 9 - 0 4 1 5 0
Sun, Feb 18 - 9:30 am Gold Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 8 - 2 4 0 4 0
Fri, Feb 23 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Entitled to Financial... (Win) 12 - 2 8 1 9 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 5:15 pm Black Rink The Jamaican National... (Win) 3 - 2 2 0 2 0
Thu, Mar 1 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Canadian National... (Win) 6 - 3 0 1 1 0
Fri, Mar 2 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink The Better Goon... (Win) 10 - 2 3 2 5 0
Sat, Mar 3 - 8:45 am Silver Rink Cold Weather Injuries (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 0

2017

Arctic Angus

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Wed, Jan 11 - 5:15 pm Silver Rink Spurberry Police... (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 26 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Kappa Cosine of... (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 29 - 11:00 am Silver Rink Squirrels R Us (Win) 7 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 2 - 7:30 pm Silver Rink warm toilet seat (Win) 19 - 1 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink Helo on the D-Low (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Shake and Bakers (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 6 - 6:45 pm Silver Rink Almost Coordinated (Win) 13 - 0 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 8:00 am Silver Rink Carl (Win) 9 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 28 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink The Wing Dings (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0

The Three Moeggeteers

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 10 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Icebreakers (Win) 18 - 0 3 1 4 0
Sun, Jan 15 - 9:30 am Gold Rink Periodic Punishers (Win) 20 - 1 9 2 11 0
Sat, Jan 28 - 11:15 pm Gold Rink The Laboratory (Win) 17 - 0 4 4 8 0
Wed, Feb 1 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Goon Squad (Win) 22 - 0 7 3 10 0
Sun, Feb 5 - 10:30 pm Gold Rink Callahan Auto Parts (Win) 5 - 2 2 2 4 0
Thu, Feb 9 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Beanie Boys (Win) 5 - 2 2 1 3 2
Wed, Feb 15 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink Potted Plants (Win) 18 - 0 7 6 13 0
Thu, Feb 16 - 11:15 pm Black Rink The Losing Edge (Win) 2 - 1 2 0 2 0
Thu, Mar 2 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Emerald Stallions (Win) 2 - 0 0 0 0 0

2016

Rambunctious Alpacas

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 14 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Swag 4 Dayz (Win) 6 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink The Dekes of Hazard (Win) 9 - 4 0 0 0 0
Sun, Jan 24 - 11:45 am Silver Rink Sportsball (Win) 20 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 25 - 9:45 pm Silver Rink Overly Concussed (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Jan 28 - 6:00 pm Silver Rink French Toast Mafia (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 2
Mon, Feb 8 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Archimedes' Principle... (Win) 11 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Feb 9 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Freedom Gators (Win) 9 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 11 - 11:15 pm Silver Rink Phi Kappa Tau (Win) 8 - 1 0 0 0 0
Wed, Feb 17 - 10:30 pm Silver Rink Lions 18 Packers... (Win) 10 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Lambda Chi Alpha (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Friday Night Hockey (Loss) 0 - 4 0 0 0 0

Incognito

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Tue, Jan 12 - 7:30 pm Gold Rink Atlantis (Win) 5 - 1 2 2 4 0
Sun, Jan 17 - 10:15 am Gold Rink Baby Giraffes (Win) 3 - 0 1 1 2 2
Tue, Jan 19 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Kashmir (Win) 5 - 0 0 2 2 0
Sat, Jan 23 - 3:30 pm Gold Rink Dyllan'z Boyz (Win) 3 - 0 0 0 0 0
Tue, Jan 26 - 6:45 pm Gold Rink inTIMidators (Win) 8 - 1 1 0 1 0
Thu, Feb 4 - 8:00 am Gold Rink We Tried (Win) 12 - 0 1 0 1 0
Mon, Feb 8 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Chicken McThuggets (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 2
Wed, Feb 10 - 9:00 pm Silver Rink Brooms of Glory (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Fri, Feb 12 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink Legion of Broom (Win) 1 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sun, Feb 21 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink Broomball Always... (Win) 5 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 6:45 pm Black Rink Legion of Broom (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 22 - 9:45 pm Gold Rink You Were Never... (Loss) 1 - 5 0 0 0 0

2015

Fair Warning

Date/Time Location VS Score Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
Thu, Jan 15 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Chill Pill (Loss) 1 - 8 0 0 0 0
Mon, Jan 19 - 9:00 pm Gold Rink Kashmir Kings (Win) 9 - 4 4 0 4 0
Mon, Jan 26 - 8:15 pm Gold Rink Redshirts (Loss) 2 - 4 0 0 0 2
Sat, Jan 31 - 2:45 pm Silver Rink Broom Service (Win) 3 - 1 0 0 0 0
Thu, Feb 5 - 10:15 am Gold Rink Team Sngglr (Win) 5 - 2 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 9 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Sad Pandas (Loss) 1 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 16 - 5:15 pm Gold Rink The Klondikes (Win) 4 - 0 0 0 0 0
Sat, Feb 21 - 8:00 am Gold Rink Danger 5 (Loss) 2 - 3 0 0 0 0
Mon, Feb 23 - 6:00 pm Gold Rink Rambunctious Alpacas (Loss) 2 - 14 0 0 0 0

Career Totals
Wins Losses Ties Goals Assists Points Penalty Min.
68 10 0 136 71 207 10